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Michael Mar 15, 2021How to Get Slapped by Every Age Demographicby Michael Weintraub Every aspiring politician must learn the basics of running for office, and of course, that includes voting blocs and...
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Michael Jan 26, 2021How To Sound Like A Really Smart DumbassJust follow these easy steps and you’ll sound like the smartest dumbass around!
times new romanJan 3, 2021Top 10 Unconventional Things to Call Your Boyfriend During SexDitch “daddy” at the door! Spice up your sex life with these 10 rare gems.