1 ) JOHN CENA!! Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
2 ) Port-A-John: The local, family owned and operated company, which has been satisfying all your porta-potty needs since 1978.
3 ) Elton John: Never trust anyone with two first names...
4 ) John Mulaney: No joke here, (except your mom), he’s just a really good stand-up comedian. He also did coke. Don’t do coke.
5 ) John Green: John Green? More like John Chartreuse!
6 ) John Adams: I think he was like a senator or something, but more importantly his brother made an excellent brand of beer, get yours today! Samuel Adams, Boston’s finest beer! #lowkeysponsored *
7 ) John Stewart: Hated on Bill O’Reilly before it was cool.
8 ) John F. Kennedy (JFK): America’s second-most Catholic president.
9 ) John Hancock: His signature wasn’t his only thing that was enormous ;).
10) Papa John: Owner, founder, CEO, and playboy of Papa John’s Pizza. No one out-papas the John.
*This article wasn’t sponsored, but if it was it would be by Samuel Adams beer, Boston’s finest beer. Get yours today at any alcohol store probably I dunno.