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A Comprehensive List of Things that Look Like Mitch McConnell but Aren't

Trigger Warning: Blood, Body Horror, Mitch McConnell



In no particular order, I present what I have termed "Schrodinger's McConnell"



Senator Kelly from X-Men after Magneto (unsuccessfully) tries to make him into a mutant



A blobfish above sea level



Grandpa Simpson



The Golden State Killer as he is today



The lady in the emphysema commercial with the hole in her throat who always scares me away from smoking cigarettes



A Galapagos tortoise


and finally...

The face melting scene from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark

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