• Delaney Bien

A Comprehensive List of Things that Look Like Mitch McConnell but Aren't

Trigger Warning: Blood, Body Horror, Mitch McConnell

In no particular order, I present what I have termed "Schrodinger's McConnell"

Senator Kelly from X-Men after Magneto (unsuccessfully) tries to make him into a mutant

A blobfish above sea level

Grandpa Simpson

The Golden State Killer as he is today

The lady in the emphysema commercial with the hole in her throat who always scares me away from smoking cigarettes

A Galapagos tortoise

and finally...

The face melting scene from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark


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