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Michael

Apr 20

How to Clean Up the Day After

TNR's Resident Hangover Specialist, Michael, is here to guide you through your worst morning-after!

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Michael

Mar 15

How to Get Slapped by Every Age Demographic

by Michael Weintraub Every aspiring politician must learn the basics of running for office, and of course, that includes voting blocs and...

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Mar 3

Bill for Short

by Jake Mohamed Hello. My name is William Harris Higglebottom. Some people call me Bill for short. But I correct them because my name is...

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One of the Dans

Feb 17

The Five Guys of Five Guys

The Five Guys of Five Guys The craving hits. You would like a burger. Or a milkshake. Perhaps both? Maybe, but your personal trainer,...

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Delaney Bien

Feb 10

A Comprehensive List of Things that Look Like Mitch McConnell but Aren't

Trigger Warning: Blood, Body Horror, Mitch McConnell In no particular order, I present what I have termed "Schrodinger's McConnell"...

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