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Pandemic Tips for Returning College Students

by Willy Unterkoefler The deaths of hundreds of thousands of people from a raging viral contagion don't mean that you can't live your #be...

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Aug 10

TNR's Official Apology to Rod Silva

Fuck you, Rod Silva. You irredeemable piece of shit. We didn’t interview you because you’re not even a real presidential candidate. The N...

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Aug 9

A Letter from Rod Silva

Hello HELLO! I’m Rod Silva, Nutrition Party Candidate for President of the United States, and here are the things you need to know about ...

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Jul 31

A Series of Investigative Journalism: Rodog on Coronavirus FINALE

If you didn’t know, the Novel Coronavirus is the reason we have been brought home. Due to my dogged determination, for which I get my nam...

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Jul 21

The Third Party Candidates: Who are they?

In one month, the Democratic Party and Republican Party will nominate Joe Biden and Donald Trump, respectively, as their nominees for Pre...

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